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7 Weird Sex Toys That Will Surprise You


7 Weird Sex Toys That Will Surprise You

Ready to think outside the box? Here are seven weird sex toys that will impress your partners and your parts — like a crotch toupee and lightsaber dildo.


The sex industry is in its exploration era. And that means there are new toys to try every single day.

From funny dildos to egg masturbators, these weird sex toys cater to a broad spectrum of desires and preferences. If traditional butt plugs, smart sex toys, and luxury sex toys aren't doing it for you, this round-up of crazy sex toys will show you what’s really out there. 

5 types of sex toys 

Whether you're flying solo or having sex with a partner, sex toys add an extra layer of excitement — and pleasure — to the mix. But if you’re new to the world of fuzzy handcuffs and bejeweled butt plugs, here’s an overview of the basics: 

1. Vibrators

Vibrators are the bread and butter of the toy world, especially if you have a clitoris. They rumble and vibrate, adding more intensity to foreplay, penetration, and of course, masturbation. There are a wide range of also prostate massagers available for anal play on people with prostates.  

Whether you want something that fits in your purse or a large, rumbly wand, there are many varieties of vibes for clitoral, G-spot, and A-spot stimulation. With options that pulse and even rotate, a vibrator is a great starting point if you're new to sex toys. 

2. Dildos 

If you love penetration during masturbation and sex with partners, a dildo is an excellent option. Dildos are used for vaginal and anal play and range from realistic to totally abstract in design. There are hundreds of varieties, including silicone, jelly, and glass, and some include suction cups for hands-free play. 

3. Masturbators 

Masturbators, also known as strokers, are sex toys that stimulate the penis. They include fleshlights, male masturbators, and designs that simulate oral sex and licking, like blowjob simulators. 

4. Butt plugs 

You can use butt plugs on their own or before anal sex. These toys are a great introduction to butt play and come in materials like silicone, glass, and metal. If you want to get weird with butt plugs, try a design with a tail or an inflatable butt plug

5. BDSM accessories 

Dip your toes into something kinkier with BDSM accessories like blindfolds, soft handcuffs, paddles, whips, and bondage ropes. This type of sexual activity is a fun way to explore power dynamics and sensory play alone and with your partner — just use a safe word and exercise caution. 

7 unique sex toys   

There's a whole world of sex toys that go beyond the basics. Whether you're looking for some bedroom inspiration off the beaten path or the perfect gag gift, this list of seven weird sex toys has it all:

1. 14" Double Ended Fisting Hand Dildo

The 14" Double Ended Fisting Hand Dildo from Honey Pleasures doesn't hold back. It's bold, daring, and definitely requires a "go big or go home" attitude if you're up for the challenge. Plus, it’s only $29.99.

This soft and flexible toy, designed for hardcore probing, is waterproof and designed with two hands in different positions. It's perfect for exploring a fisting kink or just pushing your limits in the bedroom. To use this dildo, insert it gently into your vagina or anus with plenty of lube

2. Eggplant Emojibator

While the Eggplant Emojibator makes a great goofy gift, you’ll want to buy one for yourself, too. It’s only $35, and it’s waterproof, rechargeable, and made from sex-safe silicone. And with 10 vibration patterns, this little vibrator packs a punch. If you’re looking for more vibes in silly shapes, check out Emojibator’s candle, strawberry, and banana.

3. Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee 

This weird sex toy is a cheeky accessory for anyone who loves to add some humor to intimacy or even nudes. The $14 Kitty Carpet is a wig for your downstairs area — also known as a merkin — that you can cut to the perfect size. It's available in seven colors and includes multiple adhesive strips so you can get more than one use out of it. 

4. Lux Fetish Inflatable Sex Chair With Vibrating Dildo 

Tired of boring beds that don’t bounce? The Lux Inflatable Sex Chair With Vibrating Dildo blows up into a sexy bouncy seat for use during solo and partnered sex. It offers adjustable vibration speeds and a controller made from transparent PVC. 

If you're away from your partner and need more than just long-distance sex toys, this chair is a fun way to put on a show — complete with dirty talk. This unique sex toy even comes with a satin blindfold. For $89.99, it’s more than worth it.

5. Vibe Saber 

Pretty much any product from Geeky Sex Toys is the perfect surprise for a nerdy partner. But the Vibe Saber LED Vibrator is a great place to start. It’s a vibrating dildo with a lightsaber-like base, and the main dildo section lights up in all the colors of the rainbow — depending on which side you’re on. This one sells out fast, so keep an eye out for new drops.

6. Tenga Wavy Easy Beat EGG Portable Male Masturbator 

Tenga’s egg toys reimagine orgasms with a discreet, egg-shaped design. Each egg has soft, wavy ribs designed to envelop and stimulate the penis inside. Choose between Regular, which comes in six colors, and Hard Boiled, which is the more robust version of the toy.  

To use the Wavy Easy Beat EGG, crack open the casing like an eggshell. Add the lube, which is included, and insert the penis. Then play until you’re done. This is a disposable single-use product, but each one is only $6.

7. Pipedream BJ Blast  

Pipedream BJ Blast is oral sex candy that comes in flavors like green apple, cherry, and strawberry. It fizzes, pops, and bursts like Pop Rocks, and it’s totally safe for your most private bits. Just toss some in your mouth before you go down on your partner (with consent) and watch their reaction. The best part? Each package is $2.49.

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